Ukraine Now Asking Russia For Protection From Biden Administration
Kiev, Ukraine – International reports are suggesting Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is now asking neighboring Russia for protective help against
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White House Continues To Recommend Using Masks Made Of Checks From Pfizer
Washington, D.C. – While much of the civilized world are moving away from mask mandates, officials in the Biden White
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World Encourages President Biden To Adopt Baby, Take Parental Leave
New York, NY – International encouragement is pouring into the White House for President Biden to follow the lead of
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Biden Administration Solves Inflationary Prices By Adding Ms.Marvel To Everything
Washington, D.C. – The Biden administration is being praised for their innovative solution to inflationary high prices plaguing essential goods
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New Year’s Resolution Dieters Praise Biden Economic Policies
Denver, CO – Americans across the country are using social media to thank the Biden Administration for helping them keep
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Jimmy Carter: “Yikes”
Plains, GA – Former President Jimmy Carter, famously remembered as one of the most disappointing leaders in U.S. history, provided
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Starbucks Lobbies White House To Mandate All Americans Try New Vaccine-Flavored Macchiato
Seattle, WA – The global coffee chain Starbucks has begun lobbying the Biden Administration to mandate all American’s try their
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Dr. Jill Biden Endorses Apple AirTags For Busy Families Always Losing Things
Washington, D.C. – This Christmas, First Lady and world-renowned doctor Jill Biden is taking the unusual step of endorsing a
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This Holiday Season, Don’t Forget To Thank Your Elderly Loved Ones For Not Running For President
As we gather together with loved ones this festive holiday season, we should not forget to thank the elderly members
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Biden To America: “You Once Called Me A Warped, Frustrated Old Man”
Washington, D.C. – America, demoralized from record high inflation, soaring crime rates and overbearing Covid regulations; found itself before “Old
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