Next Jurassic Park Film Will Feature Dinosaur Escaping Handlers And Sharing Unvetted Opinions
Hollywood, CA – Universal Pictures has announced the next entry into the billion-dollar Jurassic Park franchise will feature a dinosaur
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Country With President Currently Waiting In His Underwear For Great Pumpkin Worried Putin Is Crazy
New polling data suggests Americans are increasingly concerned how President Biden will deal with a potentially insane Vladimir Putin, once
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Psaki Has Fan Removed From Oval Office To Prevent It From Being Literally Hit
Washington DC – Reports from inside the White House reveal exasperated Press Secretary Jen Psaki has ordered the oscillating fan
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President Biden Aces Cognitive Exam Administered By Renowned Doctor Jill Biden
Washington DC – The White House announced today that President Biden recently “aced” an extensive cognitive exam performed by world
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