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Nation Stunned To Learn Childless Cat-Moms Don’t Know What’s Best For Your Child’s Education

The nation remains in a state of shock to discover that childless cat-moms apparently don’t know what’s best for your

St.Paul, MN – Given the dazzling speed in which “The Science” is apparently changing, schools across America have begun publishing

Washington, D.C. – While much of the civilized world are moving away from mask mandates, officials in the Biden White

Pittsburgh PA – The language learning app DuoLingo has issued an update for conversational languages, better reflecting real-life situations speakers

Los Angeles, CA – Celebrities are demanding hospitals cease treating the unvaccinated to free up hospital beds for ill death

Salt Lake City, UT – The Utah Department of Health reports their investigation into claims they are using racist policies

Boston, MA – The American Medical Association today announced their updated clinical definition for the condition known as ‘Long Covid’

Seattle, WA – The global coffee chain Starbucks has begun lobbying the Biden Administration to mandate all American’s try their

Ann Arbor, MI – A study by the University of Michigan sheds light on a growing obstacle for health officials

Washington, D.C. – As national criticism encircles NIAID Director Anthony Fauci’s usage of dogs in dangerous medical experiments, Dr. Fauci