To Keep Up With Rate The Science Changes, School Textbooks Now Published By Etch A Sketch
St.Paul, MN – Given the dazzling speed in which “The Science” is apparently changing, schools across America have begun publishing
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Pandemic
White House Continues To Recommend Using Masks Made Of Checks From Pfizer
Washington, D.C. – While much of the civilized world are moving away from mask mandates, officials in the Biden White
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“Donde esta tu mask Nazi?”: DuoLingo Updates Lessons For Countries In Covid Panic
Pittsburgh PA – The language learning app DuoLingo has issued an update for conversational languages, better reflecting real-life situations speakers
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Celebrities Demand Unvaccinated Surrender Hospital Beds For Ill Death Row Inmates
Los Angeles, CA – Celebrities are demanding hospitals cease treating the unvaccinated to free up hospital beds for ill death
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Inquiry Into Utah Giving Black People Preferential Covid Care Finds No Evidence Of Black People
Salt Lake City, UT – The Utah Department of Health reports their investigation into claims they are using racist policies
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AMA Updates Definition Of Long Covid To Whatever Symptoms You Just Said You Have
Boston, MA – The American Medical Association today announced their updated clinical definition for the condition known as ‘Long Covid’
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Starbucks Lobbies White House To Mandate All Americans Try New Vaccine-Flavored Macchiato
Seattle, WA – The global coffee chain Starbucks has begun lobbying the Biden Administration to mandate all American’s try their
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Study: Vaccinated Avoiding Holiday Meals With Liberal Family Members By Claiming To Be Unvaccinated
Ann Arbor, MI – A study by the University of Michigan sheds light on a growing obstacle for health officials
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Fauci Now Regrets Not Using Uyghurs For Experiments Like China Recommended
Washington, D.C. – As national criticism encircles NIAID Director Anthony Fauci’s usage of dogs in dangerous medical experiments, Dr. Fauci
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