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NBA2K Announces New 2023 Player Rankings, Which Ones Are Secretly Gay

October 24, 20225 months ago

Game developer 2K recently announced their highly anticipated 2023 NBA2K player rankings, including which players are secretly gay. Appearing on

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NFL Now Requiring Quarterbacks To Arrive At Stadium With Signed Permission Slip From Mom

October 17, 2022October 17, 20225 months ago

New York, NY – The National Football League, responding to a rash of very public player concussions, is now requiring

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Troy Aikman Grateful For Move To ESPN So ESPN Won’t Cover His Non-PC Comments

October 12, 20226 months ago

Bristol, CT – After a controversial comment on Monday Night Football, NFL analyst Troy Aikman is even more satisfied with

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Aikman Clarifies MNF Remarks: “I Meant To Say ‘Take The Green Pantsuits Off'”

October 11, 2022October 11, 20226 months ago

Kansas City, MO – NFL analyst and Hall of Fame quarterback Troy Aikman clarified a controversial comment he made during

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Entire Nation In NFL Concussion Protocol After Being Hit By Broncos/Colts Game

October 7, 2022October 7, 20226 months ago

Denver, CO – A groggy nation awoke Friday morning to find itself in the NFL’s concussion protocol ‘blue tent’, after

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Browns’ Myles Garrett Involved in Car Crash, Claims Shoulder of Road Used “Racial Slur”

September 27, 2022September 27, 20226 months ago

Wadsworth, OH – Cleveland Browns’ Pro-Bowl defensive end Myles Garrett was involved in a single car crash in northeast Ohio,

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Americans Desperately Trying To ID “Star WNBA Player” Russians Claim To Have Detained

March 6, 2022March 6, 20221 year ago

Washington, D.C. – Upon notification the Russian government has detained a “star WNBA basketball player”, the American government has frantically

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UFC Whistleblower Reveals Humiliating Weigh-Ins, Threats To Remain Ideal Weight

February 5, 2022February 5, 20221 year ago

Las Vegas, NV – Inspired by recent courageous revelations made by Playboy models living in the infamous Playboy mansion; UFC

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Game Show Contestant Sean McVay Burns Through All Three Lifelines Before First Question Asked

February 4, 2022February 4, 20221 year ago

Burbank, CA – Los Angeles Rams coach Sean McVay’s appearance on the game show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

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New England Upset After Tom Brady’s Retirement Announcement Only Thanks Bucky Dent

February 3, 2022February 3, 20221 year ago

Foxboro, MA – Sports fans throughout the greater New England area were reportedly disappointed as legendary NFL quarterback Tom Brady

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