Struggling Parody Writer Unsure If Anyone Has Done A Pete Davidson Joke Yet
Santa Fe, NM – Desperate to submit a quality story, struggling parody writer Nick Sands is openly wondering if anyone
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Hollywood
Confirmed: Betty White Hated Your Specific Political Beliefs
Los Angeles, CA – Reporters from The Daily Bystander have completed multiple interviews with grieving members of the late Betty
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Local Man Feels Awful Ben Affleck Was Forced To Play Batman And Marry Jennifer Garner
Dallas, TX – Local resident Clayton Newl reports feeling ‘awful’ for Hollywood actor Ben Affleck, after learning he was forced
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Holy Grail Remake Features Bridgekeeper Matt Walsh Asking Leftists To Define “Woman”
Hollywood, CA – Conservative speaker Matt Walsh will appear in the remake of the 1975 Monty Python and The Holy
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