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To Keep Up With Rate The Science Changes, School Textbooks Now Published By Etch A Sketch
Experts Warn Ukrainian Conflict Threatening World Supply Of Virtue Signaling
Breaking News: This Didn’t Age Well
Business 

Amazon Now Offering Free 2-Day Delivery Of Pregnant Employees To Abortion Clinics Nationwide

Law & Order 

Court Ends Abortions So All Children Have Opportunity To Enjoy These Wonderful Pfizer Vaccines

Culture 

Women Scrambling To Get Pregnant So They Can Abort Child Before Supreme Court Ruling

Social Media 

Facebook Demands Everyone Write Hateful Things About Russians For Two Minutes Each Day

RECENT NEWS

World 

Tchaikovsky Music Banned After Refusing To Denounce Putin

Sports 

Americans Desperately Trying To ID “Star WNBA Player” Russians Claim To Have Detained

Culture 

Ukraine Peace Talks Stall After State Department Demands Putin Make Out With Dude On Live TV

Politics 

Arsonist Brags About Orphans He Saved From Fire He Started

Video Games 

Xbox Begins Banning Anyone Caught Playing Tetris

Elder Care 

Country With President Currently Waiting In His Underwear For Great Pumpkin Worried Putin Is Crazy

World 

Ukrainians Find Note From Biden Inside Empty Weapon Crates: “You Think Deer Have Kevlar Vests LOL?!”

Fans Scouring Phase 4 Marvel Movies For Russian References So Disney+ Will Remove Films

Model UN Students Horrified To Discover They’re The Actual United Nations

Sneak Peek: Biden Nails State Of Union Address By Triumphantly Soiling Himself

To Keep Up With Rate The Science Changes, School Textbooks Now Published By Etch A Sketch

Experts Warn Ukrainian Conflict Threatening World Supply Of Virtue Signaling

Breaking News: This Didn’t Age Well

Man Continues Family’s Proud Tradition Of Military Service By Adding Ukrainian Flag To Twitter Bio

Biden Administration Missteps Prove Devastating To Local Small Business Owner

Democrats Demand Arizona and Wisconsin 2020 Votes Be Decertified