Biden Eager To Tour Parts Of America Ravaged By Something Other Than His Administration
Mayfield, KY – As President Joe Biden departed on a tour of midwestern states heavily damaged by recent tornadoes, staff
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Christians Rejoice As Democrats Successfully Remove Commercialism From Christmas Holiday
Denver, CO – After decades of lamenting the growing over-commercialization of the Christmas holidays sacred to Christians the world over,
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Psaki Has Fan Removed From Oval Office To Prevent It From Being Literally Hit
Washington DC – Reports from inside the White House reveal exasperated Press Secretary Jen Psaki has ordered the oscillating fan
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President Biden Aces Cognitive Exam Administered By Renowned Doctor Jill Biden
Washington DC – The White House announced today that President Biden recently “aced” an extensive cognitive exam performed by world
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Staff Controlling Everything Biden Does Relinquishes Power To Staff Controlling Harris
Washington, D.C. – A tense moment unfolded in the powerful hallways of the White House, as the group of faceless
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