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NBA2K Announces New 2023 Player Rankings, Which Ones Are Secretly Gay

Game developer 2K recently announced their highly anticipated 2023 NBA2K player rankings, including which players are secretly gay. Appearing on

Mayberry, NC – The parents of young Tom Taylor sadly informed him that his beloved dog Happy went to live

New York, NY – The National Football League, responding to a rash of very public player concussions, is now requiring

San Diego, CA – The internet is abuzz with speculation about who will be playing the new female Black Panther,

Bristol, CT – After a controversial comment on Monday Night Football, NFL analyst Troy Aikman is even more satisfied with

Kansas City, MO – NFL analyst and Hall of Fame quarterback Troy Aikman clarified a controversial comment he made during

Denver, CO – A groggy nation awoke Friday morning to find itself in the NFL’s concussion protocol ‘blue tent’, after

Wadsworth, OH – Cleveland Browns’ Pro-Bowl defensive end Myles Garrett was involved in a single car crash in northeast Ohio,

Washington, D.C. – Upon notification the Russian government has detained a “star WNBA basketball player”, the American government has frantically

Seattle, WA – Fans have begun reviewing all Phase 4 Marvel movies for any references or depictions of Russian culture