Facebook Demands Everyone Write Hateful Things About Russians For Two Minutes Each Day
Menlo Park, CA – Facebook has announced a change to their policy forbidding users from expressing hateful or violent comments
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Xbox Begins Banning Anyone Caught Playing Tetris
Redmond, WA – The Xbox Live gaming service has begun banning anyone caught playing the Russian-made Tetris puzzle game, which
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Google Announces New Pixel X Phone That Invents Racist Events For Users
Mountain View, CA – After recently declaring phone cameras racist because they didn’t adequately capture black people in low light
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Soros Develops Weapon To Erase Everything Progressives Said Yesterday On Social Media
Volcano Island, East Pacific – Intelligence reports indicate evil billionaire George Soros is putting the final touches on a satellite
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With Relaunch Of G4, Gamers Petition For Return Of Esquire Network
Trenton, NJ – With the recent relaunch of the gaming-centric channel G4, gamers worldwide are now petitioning for a return
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Revelation Bobby Kotick Tried To Cancel Kotaku Comes Too Late To Win Back Gamers
Santa Monica, CA – It’s a story of too little, too late? Upon news of the blockbuster sell of troubled
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Departing Jack Dorsey Breaks Down Realizing He Could Have Banned More Conservatives
San Francisco, CA – As Twitter CEO and founder Jack Dorsey departed the social media empire, he broke down in
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