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Depend’s Marketing VP Relieved “Hail To The Chief” Is Free Public Domain Song

February 13, 2022February 13, 20222 years ago

Neenah, WI – After spending their entire marketing budget on a single Super Bowl commercial, Depend’s Marketing Vice President Todd

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Culture 

Americans Gearing Up For Only Time Of Year We Talk About Black People

January 31, 2022January 31, 20222 years ago

Columbus, SC – Americans of all races are beginning to prepare for the only month a year the country discusses

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Hollywood 

Struggling Parody Writer Unsure If Anyone Has Done A Pete Davidson Joke Yet

January 27, 2022January 27, 20222 years ago

Santa Fe, NM – Desperate to submit a quality story, struggling parody writer Nick Sands is openly wondering if anyone

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Culture 

Local Man Awakes To Find Devolved Society Communicating Via Color Squares

January 21, 2022January 21, 20222 years ago

Omaha, NE – Local man Kris Hammond awoke from a deep sleep confused to find all of society communicating in

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Culture 

New Year’s Resolution Dieters Praise Biden Economic Policies

January 20, 2022January 20, 20222 years ago

Denver, CO – Americans across the country are using social media to thank the Biden Administration for helping them keep

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Business 

Realtor.com Replaces Neighborhood Crime Data With Area’s Favorite Movie Genres

January 19, 20222 years ago

San Francisco, CA – Real estate website Realtor.com has updated their mapping features to no longer inform buyers about neighborhood

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Law & Order 

Justice Roberts Again Asks Sotomayor To Turn Down Television While They Do Court Stuff

January 18, 20222 years ago

Washington D.C. – For the third time this week, Supreme Court Chief Justice John Roberts has been forced to pause

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Law & Order 

Police Departments Update Motto To “Everybody Takes A Beating Sometimes”

January 14, 2022January 14, 20222 years ago

St.Paul, MN – Police departments in cities across the nation are updating their longstanding motto of “To Protect And To

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Culture 

Local Man’s 2022 Diet Plans Already Off The Rails

January 11, 2022January 11, 20222 years ago

Sacramento, CA – Area man Doug Couch admits his ambitious goal to lose impressive amounts of body fat in 2022

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Culture 

Chicago Records 1 Millionth Murder Of 2022

January 7, 2022January 7, 20222 years ago

Chicago, IL – Today officials announced that Chicago has surpassed 1 million murders for 2022, seven days into the new

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February 23, 2022February 23, 20222 years ago
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