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Confirmed: Betty White Hated Your Specific Political Beliefs

Los Angeles, CA – Reporters from The Daily Bystander have completed multiple interviews with grieving members of the late Betty

Washington, D.C. – Department stores across the greater DC metro area are filled with errant FBI agents who have put

San Diego, CA – Local man Doug Couch has already begun congratulating himself on the impressive amount of weight he

Richmond, VA – After a multi-year, acrimonious legal battle, educators across Virginia school districts have finally been forced back to

Washington, D.C. – This Christmas, First Lady and world-renowned doctor Jill Biden is taking the unusual step of endorsing a

London – Town curmudgeon Ebenezer Scrooge was reportedly confused when the visiting Ghost of Christmas Present demanded Scrooge influence the

As we gather together with loved ones this festive holiday season, we should not forget to thank the elderly members

San Francisco, CA – The Center for Disease Control has issued new recommendations, urging progressives living in large cities to

Putnam, CT – Grandmother Ellen Tate, who’s lovely New England home is finely decorated with traditional Christmas signage celebrating a

Bethlehem – Jarrad the Sage expressed both confusion and irritation when he arrived with a gift card as his group