Twitter Employees Formally Demand Heavy Duty Moving Boxes To Pack Up Their Desks Once Fired
San Francisco, CA – Twitter employees have submitted a formal list of demands for incoming owner Elon Musk, primary among
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Post-Mortem: Gaming Network Devs Regret Not Placing Save Point Before Frosk Rant
During a post-mortem to discuss what negatives led to the relaunched gaming network G4’s cancellation, developers reportedly regretted not placing
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Young Tom Taylor’s Parents Tell Him His Dog Went To Live In 6-Issue Miniseries Upstate
Mayberry, NC – The parents of young Tom Taylor sadly informed him that his beloved dog Happy went to live
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Adam Sessler Successfully Completes G4 Cancellation Speedrun
New York, NY – In front of hundreds of viewers, former gaming personality Adam Sessler successfully completed his G4 cancellation
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Troy Aikman Grateful For Move To ESPN So ESPN Won’t Cover His Non-PC Comments
Bristol, CT – After a controversial comment on Monday Night Football, NFL analyst Troy Aikman is even more satisfied with
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Aikman Clarifies MNF Remarks: “I Meant To Say ‘Take The Green Pantsuits Off'”
Kansas City, MO – NFL analyst and Hall of Fame quarterback Troy Aikman clarified a controversial comment he made during
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Teenage Boy Too Shy To Ask Thing For Pronouns
Littleton, CO – In a story as old as time, shy 15-year old Devin Hartford (he/him) is trying to muster
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Scientists Baffled By ‘Sleep Curtain’ Surrounding China That Neutralizes All Wokeness
Cambridge, MA – Scientists across the globe remain baffled by the discovery of a thick wall they’ve nicknamed “The Sleep
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Biden Administration Solves Inflationary Prices By Adding Ms.Marvel To Everything
Washington, D.C. – The Biden administration is being praised for their innovative solution to inflationary high prices plaguing essential goods
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Despite NFL’s Best Efforts, NFL Games Still Entertaining
New York, NY – After an incredible slate of Week 18 games, featuring multiple teams battling into overtime to decide
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