Nation Stunned To Learn Childless Cat-Moms Don’t Know What’s Best For Your Child’s Education
The nation remains in a state of shock to discover that childless cat-moms apparently don’t know what’s best for your
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Court Ends Abortions So All Children Have Opportunity To Enjoy These Wonderful Pfizer Vaccines
Washington, D.C. – A recent leak suggests the Supreme Court plans to end constitutional protections for abortions, so that “all
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Arsonist Brags About Orphans He Saved From Fire He Started
Washington, D.C. – Local man Joe Biden is boasting about his incredible act of courage in saving orphans from a
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To Keep Up With Rate The Science Changes, School Textbooks Now Published By Etch A Sketch
St.Paul, MN – Given the dazzling speed in which “The Science” is apparently changing, schools across America have begun publishing
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Experts Warn Ukrainian Conflict Threatening World Supply Of Virtue Signaling
New York, NY – With the Russian invasion of Ukraine gaining global attention, experts are warning the conflict is dangerously
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White House Continues To Recommend Using Masks Made Of Checks From Pfizer
Washington, D.C. – While much of the civilized world are moving away from mask mandates, officials in the Biden White
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“Donde esta tu mask Nazi?”: DuoLingo Updates Lessons For Countries In Covid Panic
Pittsburgh PA – The language learning app DuoLingo has issued an update for conversational languages, better reflecting real-life situations speakers
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Celebrities Demand Unvaccinated Surrender Hospital Beds For Ill Death Row Inmates
Los Angeles, CA – Celebrities are demanding hospitals cease treating the unvaccinated to free up hospital beds for ill death
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Inquiry Into Utah Giving Black People Preferential Covid Care Finds No Evidence Of Black People
Salt Lake City, UT – The Utah Department of Health reports their investigation into claims they are using racist policies
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AMA Updates Definition Of Long Covid To Whatever Symptoms You Just Said You Have
Boston, MA – The American Medical Association today announced their updated clinical definition for the condition known as ‘Long Covid’
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