Starbucks Lobbies White House To Mandate All Americans Try New Vaccine-Flavored Macchiato
Seattle, WA – The global coffee chain Starbucks has begun lobbying the Biden Administration to mandate all American’s try their
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Ghost Of Christmas Present Demands Scrooge Close All Schools If Tiny Tim Is To Live
London – Town curmudgeon Ebenezer Scrooge was reportedly confused when the visiting Ghost of Christmas Present demanded Scrooge influence the
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This Time Of Year, Parents Struggle With Right Age To Tell Children Covid Vaccine Isn’t Real
Biloxi, MS – As the holidays quickly approach, once again parents of young children ponder what the right age is
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Fauci Admits Engineering Virus To End Human Race For Lizard Overlords; Republicans Pounce
Washington DC – Republicans launched a series of political attacks against NIAID Director Dr. Anthony Fauci, after he admitted creating
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Frantic Search For Missing Barkley After Dr. Fauci Visits Sesame Street
Manhattan, NY – Residents of the fabled Sesame Street have continued their frantic search for Barkley the Dog, who’s sudden
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Study: Vaccinated Avoiding Holiday Meals With Liberal Family Members By Claiming To Be Unvaccinated
Ann Arbor, MI – A study by the University of Michigan sheds light on a growing obstacle for health officials
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Fauci Now Regrets Not Using Uyghurs For Experiments Like China Recommended
Washington, D.C. – As national criticism encircles NIAID Director Anthony Fauci’s usage of dogs in dangerous medical experiments, Dr. Fauci
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