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Pandemic 

Starbucks Lobbies White House To Mandate All Americans Try New Vaccine-Flavored Macchiato

January 6, 2022January 6, 20221 year ago

Seattle, WA – The global coffee chain Starbucks has begun lobbying the Biden Administration to mandate all American’s try their

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Holidays 

Ghost Of Christmas Present Demands Scrooge Close All Schools If Tiny Tim Is To Live

December 24, 2021December 24, 20211 year ago

London – Town curmudgeon Ebenezer Scrooge was reportedly confused when the visiting Ghost of Christmas Present demanded Scrooge influence the

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Holidays 

This Time Of Year, Parents Struggle With Right Age To Tell Children Covid Vaccine Isn’t Real

December 18, 2021December 18, 20211 year ago

Biloxi, MS – As the holidays quickly approach, once again parents of young children ponder what the right age is

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Politics 

Fauci Admits Engineering Virus To End Human Race For Lizard Overlords; Republicans Pounce

November 28, 2021December 13, 20211 year ago

Washington DC – Republicans launched a series of political attacks against NIAID Director Dr. Anthony Fauci, after he admitted creating

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Television 

Frantic Search For Missing Barkley After Dr. Fauci Visits Sesame Street

November 28, 2021November 29, 20211 year ago

Manhattan, NY – Residents of the fabled Sesame Street have continued their frantic search for Barkley the Dog, who’s sudden

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Pandemic 

Study: Vaccinated Avoiding Holiday Meals With Liberal Family Members By Claiming To Be Unvaccinated

November 28, 2021November 29, 20211 year ago

Ann Arbor, MI – A study by the University of Michigan sheds light on a growing obstacle for health officials

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Pandemic 

Fauci Now Regrets Not Using Uyghurs For Experiments Like China Recommended

November 9, 2021December 9, 20211 year ago

Washington, D.C. – As national criticism encircles NIAID Director Anthony Fauci’s usage of dogs in dangerous medical experiments, Dr. Fauci

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DC Comics Announces Highly Anticipated The Death Of The Superman Franchise

DC Comics Announces Highly Anticipated The Death Of The Superman Franchise

December 10, 2021December 17, 20211 year ago
Man Continues Family’s Proud Tradition Of Military Service By Adding Ukrainian Flag To Twitter Bio

Man Continues Family’s Proud Tradition Of Military Service By Adding Ukrainian Flag To Twitter Bio

February 26, 2022February 26, 202211 months ago
Google Announces New Pixel X Phone That Invents Racist Events For Users

Google Announces New Pixel X Phone That Invents Racist Events For Users

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Tchaikovsky Music Banned After Refusing To Denounce Putin

March 10, 202211 months ago
This Time Of Year, Parents Struggle With Right Age To Tell Children Covid Vaccine Isn’t Real

This Time Of Year, Parents Struggle With Right Age To Tell Children Covid Vaccine Isn’t Real

December 18, 2021December 18, 20211 year ago
Following Election Wipeout, Democrats Calling For Personal Introspection, Cities Burned To Ground

Following Election Wipeout, Democrats Calling For Personal Introspection, Cities Burned To Ground

November 7, 2022November 7, 20223 months ago
Joy Reid: “Asufutimaehaehfutbw” Never Part of “Normal Lexicon” Until Biden “Taught People The Word”

Joy Reid: “Asufutimaehaehfutbw” Never Part of “Normal Lexicon” Until Biden “Taught People The Word”

November 6, 2022November 6, 20223 months ago
Voters Excited To Put GOP Back In Power Have Hopes Dashed Remembering It’s the GOP They’re Putting Back In Power

Voters Excited To Put GOP Back In Power Have Hopes Dashed Remembering It’s the GOP They’re Putting Back In Power

November 4, 2022November 4, 20223 months ago
Nation Stunned To Learn Childless Cat-Moms Don’t Know What’s Best For Your Child’s Education

Nation Stunned To Learn Childless Cat-Moms Don’t Know What’s Best For Your Child’s Education

November 1, 2022November 1, 20223 months ago
As Election Day Approaches, Evan McMullin Excited For Everyone To Disappoint Him Again

As Election Day Approaches, Evan McMullin Excited For Everyone To Disappoint Him Again

October 31, 2022October 31, 20223 months ago

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