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Celebrities Demand Unvaccinated Surrender Hospital Beds For Ill Death Row Inmates

Los Angeles, CA – Celebrities are demanding hospitals cease treating the unvaccinated to free up hospital beds for ill death

Salt Lake City, UT – The Utah Department of Health reports their investigation into claims they are using racist policies

Boston, MA – The American Medical Association today announced their updated clinical definition for the condition known as ‘Long Covid’

Plains, GA – Former President Jimmy Carter, famously remembered as one of the most disappointing leaders in U.S. history, provided

Seattle, WA – The global coffee chain Starbucks has begun lobbying the Biden Administration to mandate all American’s try their

Washington, D.C. – During an afternoon press conference, Republican lawmakers boldly vowed to continue turning the screws on the Chinese

Mayfield, KY – As President Joe Biden departed on a tour of midwestern states heavily damaged by recent tornadoes, staff

Washington DC – Republicans launched a series of political attacks against NIAID Director Dr. Anthony Fauci, after he admitted creating

Ann Arbor, MI – A study by the University of Michigan sheds light on a growing obstacle for health officials

Washington DC – Reports from inside the White House reveal exasperated Press Secretary Jen Psaki has ordered the oscillating fan