Following Election Wipeout, Democrats Calling For Personal Introspection, Cities Burned To Ground
Following the mid-terms election wipeout at every level of government, members of the Democrat party have humbly called for deep,
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Joy Reid: “Asufutimaehaehfutbw” Never Part of “Normal Lexicon” Until Biden “Taught People The Word”
MSNBC host Joy Reid recently stated on her nightly show that the popular term “Asufutimaehaehfutbw” was never part of the
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Fetterman Releases New Campaign Slogan: ‘Now’s Not The Time To Stop Electing Democrat Half-Wits’
Harrisburg, PA – Pennsylvania Senate candidate John Fetterman’s faltering campaign unveiled a new campaign slogan declaring: “Now Is Not The
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Biden Mocks Russian Sham Annexation Election Attempt As “Amateurish”
Washington, DC – Responding to news that Russia plans to annex parts of Ukraine after questionable election victories that many
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Grand Theft Auto VI Hack Reveals Major New Game Character: Hunter The Crackhead
As the fallout from the devastating hack of Rockstar Games’ upcoming Grand Theft Auto VI continues, the hacker responsible has
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Next Jurassic Park Film Will Feature Dinosaur Escaping Handlers And Sharing Unvetted Opinions
Hollywood, CA – Universal Pictures has announced the next entry into the billion-dollar Jurassic Park franchise will feature a dinosaur
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Ukraine Peace Talks Stall After State Department Demands Putin Make Out With Dude On Live TV
Moscow, Russia – Hope for a peaceful resolution in the deadly conflict between Ukraine and invading Russia were dashed when
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Arsonist Brags About Orphans He Saved From Fire He Started
Washington, D.C. – Local man Joe Biden is boasting about his incredible act of courage in saving orphans from a
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Country With President Currently Waiting In His Underwear For Great Pumpkin Worried Putin Is Crazy
New polling data suggests Americans are increasingly concerned how President Biden will deal with a potentially insane Vladimir Putin, once
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Ukrainians Find Note From Biden Inside Empty Weapon Crates: “You Think Deer Have Kevlar Vests LOL?!”
Kyiv, Ukraine – Ukrainians in desperate need of assault weapons to prolong the fight against invading Russian troops were disappointed
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