Ukraine Peace Talks Stall After State Department Demands Putin Make Out With Dude On Live TV
Moscow, Russia – Hope for a peaceful resolution in the deadly conflict between Ukraine and invading Russia were dashed when
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Arsonist Brags About Orphans He Saved From Fire He Started
Washington, D.C. – Local man Joe Biden is boasting about his incredible act of courage in saving orphans from a
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Country With President Currently Waiting In His Underwear For Great Pumpkin Worried Putin Is Crazy
New polling data suggests Americans are increasingly concerned how President Biden will deal with a potentially insane Vladimir Putin, once
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Ukrainians Find Note From Biden Inside Empty Weapon Crates: “You Think Deer Have Kevlar Vests LOL?!”
Kyiv, Ukraine – Ukrainians in desperate need of assault weapons to prolong the fight against invading Russian troops were disappointed
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Sneak Peek: Biden Nails State Of Union Address By Triumphantly Soiling Himself
Washington, D.C. – Daily Bystander reporters have seen an early copy of President Biden’s State of the Union address, which
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To Keep Up With Rate The Science Changes, School Textbooks Now Published By Etch A Sketch
St.Paul, MN – Given the dazzling speed in which “The Science” is apparently changing, schools across America have begun publishing
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Breaking News: This Didn’t Age Well
That’s it. That’s all we got.
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Biden Administration Missteps Prove Devastating To Local Small Business Owner
Dover, DE – Another story of big government crushing the dreams of small business owners. The results of the Biden
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Democrats Demand Arizona and Wisconsin 2020 Votes Be Decertified
New York, NY – Democrats across the country have taken to the streets to demand 2020 presidential election results from
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Taliban Pledges To Send Ukraine Weapons And Military Hardware
Kabul, Afghanistan – Hours after the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Taliban leadership within Afghanistan pledged to send Ukraine state-of-the-art military
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