ESPN Planning To Replace Eli Manning With Unknown Sister Mina Manning On MNF Show
Bristol, CN – ESPN reportedly plans major changes to its surprise hit Monday Night Football stream featuring the Manning brothers
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Despite NFL’s Best Efforts, NFL Games Still Entertaining
New York, NY – After an incredible slate of Week 18 games, featuring multiple teams battling into overtime to decide
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Restaurant Patrons Annoyed Fortune Cookies Now Contain Pleas From Missing Tennis Professionals
Seattle, WA – Chinese restaurant customers across the city expressed annoyance their traditional fortune cookie messages now contains pleas for
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With Baseball Shut Down, Umpire Laz Diaz Regrets Not Watching More Games
With a baseball lockout ending America’s pastime for the foreseeable future, Major League umpire Laz Diaz now regrets not watching
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NBA Fines LeBron James For Obscene Gesture
Los Angeles, CA – The NBA took swift steps Friday evening, fining Los Angeles Laker forward LeBron James for an
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NCAA Expands Women’s Tournament To 68 So Fans Don’t Have To Share Teams
Indianapolis, IN – The NCAA today announced expansion of the annual women’s basketball tournament to 68 teams, so that each
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Serial Killer Chucky Distances Self From Jon Gruden
Chicago, IL- – In a hastily thrown together news conference in front of the lifeless body of a decapitated babysitter,
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NFL Fans Stunned Buccaneers Have Ring Of Honor From Which To Expel Jon Gruden
Tampa, FL – NFL fans across the country were stunned to learn the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (a football team) have
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