Welcome to the Meh
Thank you for visiting our new site dedicated to parody news.
We know you have a lot of choices in the growing world of fake news; we’re happy you choose us.
If the day comes when we ever write anything resembling sincerity, we will have failed not only you, but ourselves as well.
Even those preceding sentences were typed sarcastically: We truly couldn’t care less you are here.
We might not have the budget, popularity or beautiful hair our friends in the media possess, but there remains one advantage we enjoy:
Unlike them, from the very beginning, we know our reporting is fake.
Roll on snare drum.