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NFL Now Requiring Quarterbacks To Arrive At Stadium With Signed Permission Slip From Mom

October 17, 2022October 17, 20224 months ago

New York, NY – The National Football League, responding to a rash of very public player concussions, is now requiring

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Troy Aikman Grateful For Move To ESPN So ESPN Won’t Cover His Non-PC Comments

October 12, 20224 months ago

Bristol, CT – After a controversial comment on Monday Night Football, NFL analyst Troy Aikman is even more satisfied with

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Aikman Clarifies MNF Remarks: “I Meant To Say ‘Take The Green Pantsuits Off'”

October 11, 2022October 11, 20224 months ago

Kansas City, MO – NFL analyst and Hall of Fame quarterback Troy Aikman clarified a controversial comment he made during

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Entire Nation In NFL Concussion Protocol After Being Hit By Broncos/Colts Game

October 7, 2022October 7, 20224 months ago

Denver, CO – A groggy nation awoke Friday morning to find itself in the NFL’s concussion protocol ‘blue tent’, after

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Browns’ Myles Garrett Involved in Car Crash, Claims Shoulder of Road Used “Racial Slur”

September 27, 2022September 27, 20224 months ago

Wadsworth, OH – Cleveland Browns’ Pro-Bowl defensive end Myles Garrett was involved in a single car crash in northeast Ohio,

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Game Show Contestant Sean McVay Burns Through All Three Lifelines Before First Question Asked

February 4, 2022February 4, 20221 year ago

Burbank, CA – Los Angeles Rams coach Sean McVay’s appearance on the game show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire

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New England Upset After Tom Brady’s Retirement Announcement Only Thanks Bucky Dent

February 3, 2022February 3, 20221 year ago

Foxboro, MA – Sports fans throughout the greater New England area were reportedly disappointed as legendary NFL quarterback Tom Brady

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ESPN Planning To Replace Eli Manning With Unknown Sister Mina Manning On MNF Show

January 19, 2022January 19, 20221 year ago

Bristol, CN – ESPN reportedly plans major changes to its surprise hit Monday Night Football stream featuring the Manning brothers

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Despite NFL’s Best Efforts, NFL Games Still Entertaining

January 12, 2022January 12, 20221 year ago

New York, NY – After an incredible slate of Week 18 games, featuring multiple teams battling into overtime to decide

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Serial Killer Chucky Distances Self From Jon Gruden

November 9, 2021December 13, 20211 year ago

Chicago, IL- – In a hastily thrown together news conference in front of the lifeless body of a decapitated babysitter,

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