NFL Now Requiring Quarterbacks To Arrive At Stadium With Signed Permission Slip From Mom
New York, NY – The National Football League, responding to a rash of very public player concussions, is now requiring
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Troy Aikman Grateful For Move To ESPN So ESPN Won’t Cover His Non-PC Comments
Bristol, CT – After a controversial comment on Monday Night Football, NFL analyst Troy Aikman is even more satisfied with
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Aikman Clarifies MNF Remarks: “I Meant To Say ‘Take The Green Pantsuits Off'”
Kansas City, MO – NFL analyst and Hall of Fame quarterback Troy Aikman clarified a controversial comment he made during
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Entire Nation In NFL Concussion Protocol After Being Hit By Broncos/Colts Game
Denver, CO – A groggy nation awoke Friday morning to find itself in the NFL’s concussion protocol ‘blue tent’, after
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Browns’ Myles Garrett Involved in Car Crash, Claims Shoulder of Road Used “Racial Slur”
Wadsworth, OH – Cleveland Browns’ Pro-Bowl defensive end Myles Garrett was involved in a single car crash in northeast Ohio,
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Game Show Contestant Sean McVay Burns Through All Three Lifelines Before First Question Asked
Burbank, CA – Los Angeles Rams coach Sean McVay’s appearance on the game show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
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New England Upset After Tom Brady’s Retirement Announcement Only Thanks Bucky Dent
Foxboro, MA – Sports fans throughout the greater New England area were reportedly disappointed as legendary NFL quarterback Tom Brady
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ESPN Planning To Replace Eli Manning With Unknown Sister Mina Manning On MNF Show
Bristol, CN – ESPN reportedly plans major changes to its surprise hit Monday Night Football stream featuring the Manning brothers
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Despite NFL’s Best Efforts, NFL Games Still Entertaining
New York, NY – After an incredible slate of Week 18 games, featuring multiple teams battling into overtime to decide
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Serial Killer Chucky Distances Self From Jon Gruden
Chicago, IL- – In a hastily thrown together news conference in front of the lifeless body of a decapitated babysitter,
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