DC Malls Filled With FBI Agents Doing Last Minute January 6th Shopping For Partners
Washington, D.C. – Department stores across the greater DC metro area are filled with errant FBI agents who have put
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Holidays
Dr. Jill Biden Endorses Apple AirTags For Busy Families Always Losing Things
Washington, D.C. – This Christmas, First Lady and world-renowned doctor Jill Biden is taking the unusual step of endorsing a
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Ghost Of Christmas Present Demands Scrooge Close All Schools If Tiny Tim Is To Live
London – Town curmudgeon Ebenezer Scrooge was reportedly confused when the visiting Ghost of Christmas Present demanded Scrooge influence the
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Grandmother With ‘White Christmas’ And ‘Let It Snow’ Signs Really, Really Hoping It Doesn’t Snow
Putnam, CT – Grandmother Ellen Tate, who’s lovely New England home is finely decorated with traditional Christmas signage celebrating a
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Area Man Temporarily Pauses Buying Himself Things So Others Can Get Him Christmas Gifts
Kirkland, WA – In a selfless act befitting the season, Todd Eaton temporarily paused the continual purchases for himself to
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This Time Of Year, Parents Struggle With Right Age To Tell Children Covid Vaccine Isn’t Real
Biloxi, MS – As the holidays quickly approach, once again parents of young children ponder what the right age is
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Biden To America: “You Once Called Me A Warped, Frustrated Old Man”
Washington, D.C. – America, demoralized from record high inflation, soaring crime rates and overbearing Covid regulations; found itself before “Old
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Trump Receives Subscription To Indeed.com For Christmas
Palm Beach, FL – Citing sources inside his inner circle, former President Donald Trump was gifted a multi-year subscription to
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Christians Rejoice As Democrats Successfully Remove Commercialism From Christmas Holiday
Denver, CO – After decades of lamenting the growing over-commercialization of the Christmas holidays sacred to Christians the world over,
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One Company’s Crazy Idea To Make Edible Gingerbread Houses
Provo, UT – A new company started by two full-time moms is putting a new twist on an old, holiday
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