Americans Desperately Trying To ID “Star WNBA Player” Russians Claim To Have Detained
Washington, D.C. – Upon notification the Russian government has detained a “star WNBA basketball player”, the American government has frantically
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Ukraine Peace Talks Stall After State Department Demands Putin Make Out With Dude On Live TV
Moscow, Russia – Hope for a peaceful resolution in the deadly conflict between Ukraine and invading Russia were dashed when
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Country With President Currently Waiting In His Underwear For Great Pumpkin Worried Putin Is Crazy
New polling data suggests Americans are increasingly concerned how President Biden will deal with a potentially insane Vladimir Putin, once
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State Department Somberly Announces Russia’s Invasion Of Ukraine
Washington, D.C. – State Department spokesperson Ned Price paused a blaring party playlist to somberly and officially confirm that Russia
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Ukraine Now Asking Russia For Protection From Biden Administration
Kiev, Ukraine – International reports are suggesting Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is now asking neighboring Russia for protective help against
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