Biden Mocks Russian Sham Annexation Election Attempt As “Amateurish”
Washington, DC – Responding to news that Russia plans to annex parts of Ukraine after questionable election victories that many
Read moreWashington, DC – Responding to news that Russia plans to annex parts of Ukraine after questionable election victories that many
Read moreWashington, D.C. – Upon notification the Russian government has detained a “star WNBA basketball player”, the American government has frantically
Read moreMoscow, Russia – Hope for a peaceful resolution in the deadly conflict between Ukraine and invading Russia were dashed when
Read moreNew polling data suggests Americans are increasingly concerned how President Biden will deal with a potentially insane Vladimir Putin, once
Read moreWashington, D.C. – State Department spokesperson Ned Price paused a blaring party playlist to somberly and officially confirm that Russia
Read moreKiev, Ukraine – International reports are suggesting Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is now asking neighboring Russia for protective help against
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