Arsonist Brags About Orphans He Saved From Fire He Started
Washington, D.C. – Local man Joe Biden is boasting about his incredible act of courage in saving orphans from a
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Biden Administration Solves Inflationary Prices By Adding Ms.Marvel To Everything
Washington, D.C. – The Biden administration is being praised for their innovative solution to inflationary high prices plaguing essential goods
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New Year’s Resolution Dieters Praise Biden Economic Policies
Denver, CO – Americans across the country are using social media to thank the Biden Administration for helping them keep
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Jimmy Carter: “Yikes”
Plains, GA – Former President Jimmy Carter, famously remembered as one of the most disappointing leaders in U.S. history, provided
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Fake Meat Industry Announces Nation’s Supply Constraints Won’t Impact Product Availability
Tulsa, OK – As Americans struggle with the dual threats of inflated prices and shortages of goods, leaders of the
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Christians Rejoice As Democrats Successfully Remove Commercialism From Christmas Holiday
Denver, CO – After decades of lamenting the growing over-commercialization of the Christmas holidays sacred to Christians the world over,
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