Following Election Wipeout, Democrats Calling For Personal Introspection, Cities Burned To Ground
Following the mid-terms election wipeout at every level of government, members of the Democrat party have humbly called for deep,
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As Election Day Approaches, Evan McMullin Excited For Everyone To Disappoint Him Again
Highlands, UT – As the mid-term elections approach this November, ‘Independent’ candidate for Senate Evan McMullin is excited for everyone
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Evan McMullin Calls Beta O’Rourke to Brag That He’s Already Finished With His Concession Speech
Salt Lake City, UT – Independent Senate candidate Evan McMullin called his liberal counterpart in Texas, Beto O’Rourke, to brag
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Biden Mocks Russian Sham Annexation Election Attempt As “Amateurish”
Washington, DC – Responding to news that Russia plans to annex parts of Ukraine after questionable election victories that many
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Democrats Demand Arizona and Wisconsin 2020 Votes Be Decertified
New York, NY – Democrats across the country have taken to the streets to demand 2020 presidential election results from
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Democrats Propose Using New YouTube Downvoting System For Upcoming 2022 Elections
Harrisburg, PA – Facing a widely predicted electoral bloodbath, Democratic lawmakers are proposing a new law overhauling the 2022 election
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Trump Receives Subscription To Indeed.com For Christmas
Palm Beach, FL – Citing sources inside his inner circle, former President Donald Trump was gifted a multi-year subscription to
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Local Man Weeps While Reading His Unused Vows From Wedding To Megan Fox
Boise, ID – Local man Garrett Thorne welled up while reading the vows he would have given if he married
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McAuliffe Boasts Being Longest Serving Clinton Associate Who Hasn’t Killed Himself In Jail Cell
Culpeper, VA – In a recent campaign stop, gubernatorial candidate Terry McAuliffe touted his political experience and boasted about being
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