Model UN Students Horrified To Discover They’re The Actual United Nations
New York, NY – Students from across the globe participating in the long-standing “Model United Nations” learning program were horrified
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China
Scientists Baffled By ‘Sleep Curtain’ Surrounding China That Neutralizes All Wokeness
Cambridge, MA – Scientists across the globe remain baffled by the discovery of a thick wall they’ve nicknamed “The Sleep
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Comcast Flooded With Inquiries From Airports Worldwide About “China Package” Blocking CNN
Philadelphia, PA – Cable television company Comcast reports being inundated with inquiries from airports worldwide about the nicknamed “China Package”,
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Republicans Vow To Continue To Hold China Accountable Via The Women’s Tennis Association
Washington, D.C. – During an afternoon press conference, Republican lawmakers boldly vowed to continue turning the screws on the Chinese
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Restaurant Patrons Annoyed Fortune Cookies Now Contain Pleas From Missing Tennis Professionals
Seattle, WA – Chinese restaurant customers across the city expressed annoyance their traditional fortune cookie messages now contains pleas for
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Frantic Search For Missing Barkley After Dr. Fauci Visits Sesame Street
Manhattan, NY – Residents of the fabled Sesame Street have continued their frantic search for Barkley the Dog, who’s sudden
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NBA Fines LeBron James For Obscene Gesture
Los Angeles, CA – The NBA took swift steps Friday evening, fining Los Angeles Laker forward LeBron James for an
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Fauci Now Regrets Not Using Uyghurs For Experiments Like China Recommended
Washington, D.C. – As national criticism encircles NIAID Director Anthony Fauci’s usage of dogs in dangerous medical experiments, Dr. Fauci
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