New Trucks Wearing Khakis And Ray-Bans Join Canadian Protest, Urge Trucks To Seize Capital
Ottawa, CN – As the Canadian trucker “Freedom Convoy” began its third week protesting vaccine mandates; a new group of
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White House Continues To Recommend Using Masks Made Of Checks From Pfizer
Washington, D.C. – While much of the civilized world are moving away from mask mandates, officials in the Biden White
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AMA Updates Definition Of Long Covid To Whatever Symptoms You Just Said You Have
Boston, MA – The American Medical Association today announced their updated clinical definition for the condition known as ‘Long Covid’
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Courts Force Teachers Back To Doing Job They Love
Richmond, VA – After a multi-year, acrimonious legal battle, educators across Virginia school districts have finally been forced back to
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Ghost Of Christmas Present Demands Scrooge Close All Schools If Tiny Tim Is To Live
London – Town curmudgeon Ebenezer Scrooge was reportedly confused when the visiting Ghost of Christmas Present demanded Scrooge influence the
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CDC Recommends Progressives Wear Masks Higher To Better Appreciate Utopia They’ve Created
San Francisco, CA – The Center for Disease Control has issued new recommendations, urging progressives living in large cities to
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This Time Of Year, Parents Struggle With Right Age To Tell Children Covid Vaccine Isn’t Real
Biloxi, MS – As the holidays quickly approach, once again parents of young children ponder what the right age is
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Fauci Now Regrets Not Using Uyghurs For Experiments Like China Recommended
Washington, D.C. – As national criticism encircles NIAID Director Anthony Fauci’s usage of dogs in dangerous medical experiments, Dr. Fauci
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