Entire Nation In NFL Concussion Protocol After Being Hit By Broncos/Colts Game
Denver, CO – A groggy nation awoke Friday morning to find itself in the NFL’s concussion protocol ‘blue tent’, after
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Depend’s Marketing VP Relieved “Hail To The Chief” Is Free Public Domain Song
Neenah, WI – After spending their entire marketing budget on a single Super Bowl commercial, Depend’s Marketing Vice President Todd
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Game Show Contestant Sean McVay Burns Through All Three Lifelines Before First Question Asked
Burbank, CA – Los Angeles Rams coach Sean McVay’s appearance on the game show Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
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New England Upset After Tom Brady’s Retirement Announcement Only Thanks Bucky Dent
Foxboro, MA – Sports fans throughout the greater New England area were reportedly disappointed as legendary NFL quarterback Tom Brady
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ESPN Planning To Replace Eli Manning With Unknown Sister Mina Manning On MNF Show
Bristol, CN – ESPN reportedly plans major changes to its surprise hit Monday Night Football stream featuring the Manning brothers
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Despite NFL’s Best Efforts, NFL Games Still Entertaining
New York, NY – After an incredible slate of Week 18 games, featuring multiple teams battling into overtime to decide
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NFL Fans Stunned Buccaneers Have Ring Of Honor From Which To Expel Jon Gruden
Tampa, FL – NFL fans across the country were stunned to learn the Tampa Bay Buccaneers (a football team) have
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