Dr. Jill Biden Endorses Apple AirTags For Busy Families Always Losing Things
Washington, D.C. – This Christmas, First Lady and world-renowned doctor Jill Biden is taking the unusual step of endorsing a
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Ghost Of Christmas Present Demands Scrooge Close All Schools If Tiny Tim Is To Live
London – Town curmudgeon Ebenezer Scrooge was reportedly confused when the visiting Ghost of Christmas Present demanded Scrooge influence the
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This Holiday Season, Don’t Forget To Thank Your Elderly Loved Ones For Not Running For President
As we gather together with loved ones this festive holiday season, we should not forget to thank the elderly members
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Grandmother With ‘White Christmas’ And ‘Let It Snow’ Signs Really, Really Hoping It Doesn’t Snow
Putnam, CT – Grandmother Ellen Tate, who’s lovely New England home is finely decorated with traditional Christmas signage celebrating a
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Confused Wise Man Thought They All Agreed On Gift Cards
Bethlehem – Jarrad the Sage expressed both confusion and irritation when he arrived with a gift card as his group
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Area Man Temporarily Pauses Buying Himself Things So Others Can Get Him Christmas Gifts
Kirkland, WA – In a selfless act befitting the season, Todd Eaton temporarily paused the continual purchases for himself to
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This Time Of Year, Parents Struggle With Right Age To Tell Children Covid Vaccine Isn’t Real
Biloxi, MS – As the holidays quickly approach, once again parents of young children ponder what the right age is
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Trump Receives Subscription To Indeed.com For Christmas
Palm Beach, FL – Citing sources inside his inner circle, former President Donald Trump was gifted a multi-year subscription to
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Christians Rejoice As Democrats Successfully Remove Commercialism From Christmas Holiday
Denver, CO – After decades of lamenting the growing over-commercialization of the Christmas holidays sacred to Christians the world over,
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One Company’s Crazy Idea To Make Edible Gingerbread Houses
Provo, UT – A new company started by two full-time moms is putting a new twist on an old, holiday
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