Twitter Employees Formally Demand Heavy Duty Moving Boxes To Pack Up Their Desks Once Fired
San Francisco, CA – Twitter employees have submitted a formal list of demands for incoming owner Elon Musk, primary among
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Aikman Clarifies MNF Remarks: “I Meant To Say ‘Take The Green Pantsuits Off'”
Kansas City, MO – NFL analyst and Hall of Fame quarterback Troy Aikman clarified a controversial comment he made during
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Experts Warn Ukrainian Conflict Threatening World Supply Of Virtue Signaling
New York, NY – With the Russian invasion of Ukraine gaining global attention, experts are warning the conflict is dangerously
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Man Continues Family’s Proud Tradition Of Military Service By Adding Ukrainian Flag To Twitter Bio
Seattle, WA – The Cook family’s long line of heroic military service; beginning with Orville Cook in World War 1,
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Founding Fathers Regret 1st Amendment Now That Liberals Are Being Mocked
Philadelphia, PA – Original members of the group that helped draft and codify the Bill of Rights regret their inclusion
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Departing Jack Dorsey Breaks Down Realizing He Could Have Banned More Conservatives
San Francisco, CA – As Twitter CEO and founder Jack Dorsey departed the social media empire, he broke down in
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