Ukraine Peace Talks Stall After State Department Demands Putin Make Out With Dude On Live TV
Moscow, Russia – Hope for a peaceful resolution in the deadly conflict between Ukraine and invading Russia were dashed when
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Taliban Pledges To Send Ukraine Weapons And Military Hardware
Kabul, Afghanistan – Hours after the Russian invasion of Ukraine, Taliban leadership within Afghanistan pledged to send Ukraine state-of-the-art military
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State Department Somberly Announces Russia’s Invasion Of Ukraine
Washington, D.C. – State Department spokesperson Ned Price paused a blaring party playlist to somberly and officially confirm that Russia
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Ukraine Now Asking Russia For Protection From Biden Administration
Kiev, Ukraine – International reports are suggesting Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy is now asking neighboring Russia for protective help against
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