Xbox Begins Banning Anyone Caught Playing Tetris
Redmond, WA – The Xbox Live gaming service has begun banning anyone caught playing the Russian-made Tetris puzzle game, which
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Scientists Baffled By ‘Sleep Curtain’ Surrounding China That Neutralizes All Wokeness
Cambridge, MA – Scientists across the globe remain baffled by the discovery of a thick wall they’ve nicknamed “The Sleep
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Revelation Bobby Kotick Tried To Cancel Kotaku Comes Too Late To Win Back Gamers
Santa Monica, CA – It’s a story of too little, too late? Upon news of the blockbuster sell of troubled
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