Tchaikovsky Music Banned After Refusing To Denounce Putin
Saint Petersburg, Russia – The classical music of Russian composer Pyotr Tchaikovsky has been banned throughout the western world after
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In Honor Of Mentor Zucker, CNN’s Brian Stelter Unbuttons Shirt To Half-Mast
Atlanta, GA – Following the resignation of CNN President Jeffrey Zucker, host Brian Stelter honored his former mentor by ceremoniously
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Jeffrey Zucker Resigns From CNN To Spend More Time Learning To Button Shirt
Atlanta, GA – CNN President Jeffrey Zucker abruptly announced his immediate resignation from the cable news company, stating he needed
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Comcast Flooded With Inquiries From Airports Worldwide About “China Package” Blocking CNN
Philadelphia, PA – Cable television company Comcast reports being inundated with inquiries from airports worldwide about the nicknamed “China Package”,
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Chris Wallace Grateful To Escape Fox News To Now Spend All Day Watching Fox News
Former Fox News anchor Chris Wallace expressed relief he’s no longer associated with Fox News during a commercial break from
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Kenosha Activists Hold Vigil For Execution Of 17-Year Old Black Man They Invented
Kenosha, WI – Activists gathered for a solemn protest against the planned execution of the 17-year old black man they
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